Dear Cold that has Possession of My Body,

At risk of sounding whiny since this keeps coming up - could I pretty please have my old nose back? The one that doesn't feel cold, runny, sniffly and frankly kinda sore, you know, the one with the freckles and a lot less redness. It was a perfectly good nose and I miss it.

Thanks much,
Me

Dear Kleenex,

I want to marry your Kleenex with Lotion. Bless you for creating it.

Love and kisses,
Me